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Democracy Inc.: Milei’s Chainsaw Gospel

BlogDiario.info
Argentina, July 23, 2025

🎪 Welcome to “Right Fest”, a political jamboree where ideology meets merchandise, and governing is confused with a one-man show. There were no debates, no policy platforms—only ego, spectacle, and one man with a mic and a mission: President Javier Milei.

At exactly 9:17 PM, the Argentine head of state took the stage like a headliner at Coachella. “I am the lion, I am the king!” he roared, and the crowd responded like true believers at a revival meeting. If democracy is a stage, Milei sees himself as its last rockstar—and Argentina, apparently, as his rehearsal room.

He wasted no time turning his chainsaw on political alliances. First target: Vice President Villarruel—yes, the same one he hand-picked but now throws under every bus in sight. Next came the opposition, the left, and basically anyone with a functioning brain cell who might question his reign of noise and selfies.

🪓 “We are the best government in Argentina’s history,” he declared, placing himself somewhere between Menem’s 1990s and his own ego. Then he quoted his friend Axel Kaiser on “mental parasites”—a bit rich coming from someone who governs via livestreams and memes.

🧠 Freud would weep.

📿 The event was sprinkled with pseudo-religious overtones and hard-right chanting, as if Jefferson’s Enlightenment had been outsourced to Instagram influencers. Between calls for “civic-electoral blows” and declarations of messianic purpose, the line between democracy and delusion grew thinner than a QR code.

✂️ And now, for our historical interlude:
From the quiet halls of the afterlife, Dr. Joseph-Ignace Guillotin watches on, puzzled. He, who gave the French Revolution its blade in the name of justice and equality, now sees his spiritual heir wielding not a guillotine, but a chainsaw. Same motion, less philosophy.

“Has Milei inherited my legacy?”
Hardly. The old Frenchman stood for republics. This one hacks at democracy like it’s firewood.


In Argentina today, the saw sings louder than the Constitution.
And the president? He thinks he’s the headliner of a divine tour.


A spicy report by ElCanillita.info
Illustration: Guillotin frowns, Milei rages. The word DEMOCRACY lies sliced in half like a roast at Sunday lunch.

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